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No: 24986 Contributor: Steven Heddle Year: 2011
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After the ferment and froth the not-really-that-Draconian Kirkwall public drinking order has come into force, with no visible restriction on blackenings or having a good time.
From the sign it does seem to be very specific in regulating Guinness though.
Picture added on 05 April 2011 at 17:13
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You can presumably carry on drinking your Guinness if the request to stop comes from, say, a Police Sergeant or Inspector.
Added by Ian Hourston on 05 April 2011
I wonder if they will put a sign like this up where it matters - outside the Museum, Broad Street, kirkwall.
Added by Sandy on 06 April 2011
Sadly, for all lovers of Guinness, 'Police Constable' applies to all ranks - the office of Constable is not demitted with promotion.
Added by Dave Dawson on 06 April 2011
Once again I am indebted to you for information, Mr Dawson, but I still think 'Police Officer' would be clearer to the average Guinness imbiber like me. (Both my rather elderly dictionaries - Chambers and Oxford - define police constable as 'a police officer of the lowest rank'.)
Added by Ian Hourston on 06 April 2011
Well spotted ex Consatble Dawson. Not many people have the opportunity to "get one over " our learned contributor Mr.Ian Hourston.
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Added by Anonymous2 on 07 April 2011
The above comments caused me to wonder how a Police Oficer's report might go under the new byelaws . . .
"I was proceeding in an easterly direction up East Road, Kirkwall, when I observed a young male partaking of what appeared to be a beverage of the Guinness variety in contravention of OIC Prohibition of Consumption of Alcohol in Designated Places Byelaws (Kirkwall) 2011. I approached said male and, reminding him of the aforesaid byelaws, requested he cease consumption of said beverage without delay. He promptly suggested I go and commit an act of gross impropriety, not to say physical impossibility, following which he indicated an attitude of non-compliance, on grounds that I was not a Police Constable. Thereupon I explained that on receiving my thoroughly deserved, and may I say long overdue, promotion to Sergeant I did not demit the office of Constable but, on the contrary shall retain it until the day I leave the Force (which - if the allegations the young male has made appertaining to my positive and successful efforts in persuading him to relinquish his Guinness are proven - may be quite soon)."
"I was proceeding in an easterly direction up East Road, Kirkwall, when I observed a young male partaking of what appeared to be a beverage of the Guinness variety in contravention of OIC Prohibition of Consumption of Alcohol in Designated Places Byelaws (Kirkwall) 2011. I approached said male and, reminding him of the aforesaid byelaws, requested he cease consumption of said beverage without delay. He promptly suggested I go and commit an act of gross impropriety, not to say physical impossibility, following which he indicated an attitude of non-compliance, on grounds that I was not a Police Constable. Thereupon I explained that on receiving my thoroughly deserved, and may I say long overdue, promotion to Sergeant I did not demit the office of Constable but, on the contrary shall retain it until the day I leave the Force (which - if the allegations the young male has made appertaining to my positive and successful efforts in persuading him to relinquish his Guinness are proven - may be quite soon)."
Added by Ian Hourston on 08 April 2011
Constable? Police Officer? There is one way to test it. Could start with a swig of Guinness at Spence's Corner...await arrival of NorCon officers...refuse to desist from said swigging...charge...plea of 'not guilty'...trial at Sheriff Court. On the other hand (whilst not wishing to serve as an 'agent provocateur') it might be less costly to use the Guinness and add it to the ingredients of a cake (delicious!) before enjoying it on the street.
Oh boy, the interpretation/enforcement of our new byelaw could open up a can of worms never mind anything that originates in Dublin, Newcastle or Quoyloo!!
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Oh boy, the interpretation/enforcement of our new byelaw could open up a can of worms never mind anything that originates in Dublin, Newcastle or Quoyloo!!
Added by Dave Dawson on 12 April 2011
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